Funny Signs in China

While in China we have seen some really funny signs and situations. Some have been weird, different, made me chuckle, or left me perplexed. Some things just don't translate that well from Chinese to English. Think of this as Brian's version of Jay Leno's Headlines from China. Enjoy!

(Means Stay Off the Grass)

So when they fondle you, it really was an accident (Professional Blind Doctors Massage Clinic)

Convenience Store

Restaurant (always a lucky thing to be living after eating at a chinese restaurant)

Abibas (Chinese knock off of Adidas, we also saw, Adibas, Addidas, Nikie, Mieckey Mouse, Diesney.

Who'd a thunk? Wonder if you can buy dried pigs and chickens in bulk inside?

Stay off the Grass is easier to say!

Garbage cans disguised as tree trunks, they worked too well as nobody used them.

Pepsi Sports (I didn't know drinking Pepsi was a sport, but I guess maybe I'm a professional athlete now for all of the pepsi I drink)

Danger, Stay Back! is easier to say

For some reason they wanted to congratulate themselves on their green lawn and scenic spot. It was just a patch of lawn that was about 10' x 15' that was not really thick or that pretty.

You walk in here and something might fall on your head!

They actually have Healthy cigarettes here or it's a virtual e-cigarette and you think about smoking and getting cancer.

Thieves here wear red masks and dress like black bugs with antennae

Since when did Sea Cucumbers become Special

This guy sure looks happy to go hiking

Somehow I suggested to our Australian friend to do this and she did it! We were laughing for over 10 minutes straight! (I didn't recommend this pose so ya know)

China's knock off of Playboy stores (there was no lingerie inside, go figure)

Mickey Mouse was everywhere, even though Disney isn't. I'm sure Disney doesn't mind Mickey Mouse helping to advertise for everyone else.

Once again.......

This is a billboard of a baby boy, peeing a rainbow into a toilet across the room. sorry it's not a better pic, double click on it to see it better. Not sure how this helps to advertise for a toilet, I'm just glad to see that they are advertising for toilets as the squat pot (hole in the ground with running water) is not fun.

Danger! Snakes! this was in the rough on the golf course. I saw someone else's caddie out there looking for a golf ball. They were really trying to earn their tip.

Can it really be any clearer?

My favorite one! Zero to Sexy! all you have to do is wear their lingerie! This was a huge billboard above their store, she looks chinese right?